Is it wrong for Obama to shoot old people into the sun to fight global warming?

Did you know that at page 425, Obama's health care reform bill requires that all old people over the age of 65 must be strapped onto a rocket and fired into the sun?



It is all part of his plan to stop global warming...



Do you think this wrong?Is it wrong for Obama to shoot old people into the sun to fight global warming?OMG! I heard this on Fox News too!!!Is it wrong for Obama to shoot old people into the sun to fight global warming?
It really depends on who they fire into the sun - if they did Rupert Murdoch it would certainly make a lot of people happy still curious I checked the page and it says



Page 425:



"(FF) advance care planning consultation (as defined in subsection (hhh)(1));"; and



(B) by adding at the end the following new subsection:



"Advance Care Planning Consultation



"(hhh)(1) Subject to paragraphs (3) and (4), the term 鈥榓dvance care planning consultation鈥?means a consultation between the individual and a practitioner described in paragraph (2) regarding advance care planning, if, subject to paragraph (3), the individual involved has not had such a consultation within the last 5 years. Such consultation shall include the following:



"(A) An explanation by the practitioner of advance care planning, including key questions and considerations, important steps, and suggested people to talk to.



"(B) An explanation by the practitioner of advance directives, including living wills and durable powers of attorney, and their uses.



"(C) An explanation by the practitioner of the role and responsibilities of a health care proxy.



"(D) The provision by the practitioner of a list of national and State-specific resources to assist consumers and their families with advance care planning, including the national toll-free hotline,



It doesn't mention that part there, could you have been reading certain rather biased sites perhaps?Is it wrong for Obama to shoot old people into the sun to fight global warming?Sure, its wrong, hes got it all wrong, we need to shoot the young people into the sun to fight global warming, older people have more gas and would only explode on contact with the sun sending up more solar flares that would impact on the longevity of lobsters and ruining the shrimping on the Louisiana coast.

Whereas the younger people are more tender and would just get nicely barbecued, which wouldn't impact the ice shelf at all, although the older people left might want to enjoy a nice church picnic on Sunday and not know why the ribs were the first things to go.
Well, I think you are wrong. On page 426, it specifically says only elderly republicans will be allowed to be strapped to the rockets. Keep trying to read.Is it wrong for Obama to shoot old people into the sun to fight global warming?It's too energy inefficient.



I like the clause immediately following, where if you turn in an old person who's a drain on the system, you get paid a bounty.



It's called, "Cash For Clunkers".Is it wrong for Obama to shoot old people into the sun to fight global warming?
Indeed! And let's not forget page 443, where Obama will personally throw all newborn babies into pools of acid and use the tears of their weeping mothers to flavor his coffee! FACT!
YES, THAT WOULD BE WRONG.

IT TAKES WAY TOO MUCH ENERGY TO LIFT A HUMAN OUT OF EARTH'S GRAVITY WELL.



OUR ECOSYSTEM WILL GET BAD ENOUGH THAT WE WILL EVENTUALLY HAVE TO CONVERT THEM INTO GREEN WAFERS.Is it wrong for Obama to shoot old people into the sun to fight global warming?
dude that's only on the house bill. the senate one is completely different AND after the senate passes a bill, they need to pass a third
Surely you can't be this stupid
Congress and any former President whose last name begins with the letter "O" are exempt from this provision, of course.
yes but on page 3589 paragraph 33 he doesnt fire them into the sun. he uses them for fertilizer.
No it may be entertaining to watch, after they are condemned during the death panels.
LOL.........





2 points...swish
sarah palin is that you



no, it is perfectly fine
another conservative showing their intelligence.*
I see that not many here have a sense of humor- they think you really think it says this
When we could be turning them into nutritious Soylent Green? What a waste.
Probably beats being sent out on an ice floe
huh??? I really wish that no child left behind act was never passed.
I think you need to read the bill and stop making fun of people who have read it.